An educated guy saw an uneducated guy and wanted to make fun of him..
Then he asked him to play a game with him, "If I ask you a question and you can't answer me, you pay me a buck. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer you, I'll pay you $100"
The uneducated guy thought it was lame and was reluctant. He gave in eventually after the educated guy insisted.... Read More
So the educated goes "What is the speed of light when traveling in a vacuum?". The uneducated guy stared at him, pulled out $1 and gave it to the educated guy.
Now the uneducated guy asked "What animal fly up the mountain, then come down walking with 3 legs?"
The educated guy was stunned by the question. He thought for sometime and couldn't come out with an answer. He used his mobile phone and emailed his educated friends to research for the 'animal' described by the uneducated guy.
An hour later, after striving in vain to find the answer, the educated guy gave up and handed the $100 to the uneducated guy.
He then asked the uneducated guy "So what animal is that?". The uneducated guy stared at him again and passed $1 to the educated guy.
heehee... =)
M
Oct 25, 2009 11:06 AM
Facilities@ HomeTeamNS Pasir Ris Facilities Information Chalets • 8 fully-furnished semi-detached chalets with 4 spacious bedrooms each • BBQ Pits • Cafeteria • Open to HomeTeamNS, Social, Corporate, JOM & SAFRA members
Fronting the chalet compound is the Pasir Ris Park and beyond the park, about 100m from the gate compound, lies the beach. Each unit has a living hall, four air-conditioned bedrooms, equipped with a kitchenette (cooking allowed), BBQ pit and its own car porch.
With sports facilities and a playground available, and the beach just a stone’s throw away, there will be no lack of activities for the young and old alike!
The rates for HomeTeamNS members are as follows: -
SAFRA / JOM / Social Members $85.60 per night for weekdays (Monday – Thursday) $117.70 per night for weekends (Friday – Monday)
HomeTeamNS Member $74.90 per night for weekdays (Monday – Thursday) $107.00 per night for weekends (Friday – Monday)- for us
Members must submit their full particulars with name, NRIC no., type of membership (HomeTeamNS / SAFRA / JOM / Social), contact number & preferred date of stay to chalets@HomeTeamNS.sg. For further queries, please call 6665 4600. All applications are subject to balloting. Each cardholder is entitled to book only ONE unit. A minimum of 1 night and maximum of 3 nights bookings are allowed. With effect from 1 April 2006, the rental rates include air-con usage of up to a maximum of 30 units ($7.50 per day). Consumption beyond this amount will be charged at $0.25 per unit of consumption.
Facilities: - Basketball Court - BBQ Pits - Bicycle Kiosk** - Cafeteria - Canoe Centre, pple like mx and loon may be interested - Children’s playground - Tennis Courts - Jackpot Room (age>18) - And a big field in front of our chalet for Frisbee !!!
This year's maths paper was unbelievably hard. Despite that, MOE reported that "this year’s paper was "comparable" to those of previous years. There is no change in syllabus, question types or number of questions." I only learnt this in secondary school... zzz
The fact that we, tertiary-level students, can't solve this question MENTALLY justifies that it's extremely tough for Primary 6 students.
The question is as follows:
"Jim bought some chocolates and gave half of it to Ken. Ken bought some sweets and gave half of it to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim’s sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and the ratio of Ken’s sweets to chocolates became 1:4. How many sweets did Ken buy?"
The answer to the aforementioned would be 68. I wonder how many "A"s students are going to get the axe. Lets pray for moderation and their well-being. Best of luck.
M
Sep 2, 2009 11:05 PM
hi everyone, weiloon is back from relax@moberly...
PRESENTING TO YOU ALL !!!
THE PHOTOS =)
M
Aug 27, 2009 3:59 PM
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Three times you can bite me,
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Three times you can bite me,
gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear(x2),
Oh I'm a gummy bear,
Yes I'm a gummy bear,
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear,
I'm a jelly bear,
Cus I'm a gummy bear,
Oh I'm a moving, grooving, jamming, singing gummy bear.,
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Yes I'm a gummy bear,
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear,
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